Post by Renaissance Man on Oct 28, 2004 19:05:15 GMT -5
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've
voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense
bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire
hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering
my neighbors in the event of fire.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor
injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending
doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months).
I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets,
claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers.
I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals,
ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New
Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress
and have been there ever since. I have no real world
experience except marrying very rich women and
running their companies vicariously through them.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal
voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary
Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military
and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting
our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for
the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that
I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation.
I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no
charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay
any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of
the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can
make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all
of the other jobs out of Country.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off
Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever
cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to
ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
"Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley
twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects
our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George
Bush for our energy problems.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004 because, I served in Vietnam (four months).
RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've
voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense
bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire
hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering
my neighbors in the event of fire.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor
injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending
doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months).
I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets,
claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers.
I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals,
ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New
Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress
and have been there ever since. I have no real world
experience except marrying very rich women and
running their companies vicariously through them.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal
voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary
Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military
and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting
our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for
the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that
I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation.
I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no
charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay
any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of
the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can
make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all
of the other jobs out of Country.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off
Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever
cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to
ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
"Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley
twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects
our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George
Bush for our energy problems.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004 because, I served in Vietnam (four months).